Vitaland *shudder*. If you can get over the PTSD, maybe you can consider Vitaland a cafe, and not just a place to park your kids for an hour. Let’s face it, the cafe here is pretty much incidental, existing solely within a huge kids indoor play facility. It’s an amazing place – we came for the little one’s birthday and both babies were just enthralled the entire time. I, however, needed some cafe support, and it was not forthcoming. The coffee was milky and had a weird flavour. The banana bread was greasy and sub par. The air itself had a strangely off scent, reminiscent of disinfectant and faeces, and the ambient noise was distracting to say the least. Vitaland is certainly not a relaxing place to chill and savour your coffee and banana bread, so I guess they cater accordingly.
Coffee: -1
BB: -1