-1, 0, 1 can sometimes feel a little oversimplified. But it is what it is. If you want a rating out of 5 stars, Google it. Nevertheless, here are a few notes clarifying what I mean for each rating: -1 ☹: “I’m disappointed.” This means it was reasonable to expect something better, and it wasn’t up to a basic standard […]

But first, what am I ordering? Coffee: Flat white. In order to properly rate the coffee itself, shouldn’t I order an espresso? Yes, purist, but remember I still need to take the thing to the park and drink it. If I get a -1 espresso, I’m not drinking it, so then I’d have to go without my morning coffee entirely. […]