Garden Lounge, Newtown

This place reminds me so much of Black Books. Part bookstore, part art gallery and part Vinnies, I’m pretty sure the shop is the owner’s loungeroom, the cafe is his kitchenette and his stuff is for sale simply because there’s a lot of it and the front door happens to open onto the eclectic vintage retail stretch of south King […]

Muffin Break, DFO Homebush

I’ve reviewed a couple of chain stores, and I don’t like going to them unless there’s no other option. At DFO Homebush, there is no other option, and I should’ve just had nothing because this was beyond a doubt one of the worst BBs I’ve ever had. They took forever to bring it out and forgot to toast it. You […]

Matty & John’s, Camperdown

A literal hole in the wall adjoining an office foyer, Matty & John’s is a good quality solution for busy people is always bustling with a line of customers. Fantastic unprocessed cable reel tables lined up on the sidewalk with some funky black modular seating made the toddler want to stay and explore the tables and chairs with his toy […]

Cocoa & Coffee, Annandale

I’ve been to many cafes that have resembled loungerooms in some way: Dirty Red’s bustling urban-chic terrace, Shots’ strangely over-personal little quirks, the Garden Lounge’s “hoarder” vibe, but Cocoa & Coffee is the most like home I’ve ever felt in a cafe. Apart from the counter in the front room, it’s a very normal-looking, rambling inner west terrace, cluttered with […]

Pizza Piatsa, Erskineville

Pizza Piatsa is the oddly conjoined twin of the Sip Inn on Erskineville Rd. It’s essentially a takeaway pizza place with a coffee machine right next to Sip Inn’s front door, so I wasn’t exactly expecting a top-notch cafe experience. Accordingly, the coffee was a little bit worse than “meh”, so the banana bread really caught me off guard. What […]

Son of a Baker, Bondi Westfield

Son of a Baker isn’t really a cafe, but a cute little floating kiosk just outside the Woolworths. It’s a very convenient place to stop if you’ve just done your grocery shop and want to grab some real bakery items to take home. The coffee wasn’t bad, with a decent enough flavour, and the banana bread also tasted good but […]

Grumpy Donuts, Camperdown

If you’re looking for some seriously sweet comfort food, look no further than Grumpy Donuts, a hole-in-the-wall that’s oozing with custard and cool. Their donuts are both thicc and phat, with an incredible range of special flavours on cycle and there’s always something new and experimental to keep things interesting. The Grumpy crew take their coffee seriously too, thanks to […]

Ella & Beau, Forest Lodge

I’ve always liked Ella & Beau. They were the closest cafe to my old work and although their coffee wasn’t the best, they had good made-to-order breakfast rolls and a variety of mushroom dishes, so I ended up going there pretty frequently (although I would walk the extra distance to The Annex if I wanted something better). True to form, […]

In The Annex, Forest Lodge

Having been a regular at The Annex for about 6 years now, I’ve seen first hand how this cafe has really grown into itself. Unlike all those ex-hipster cafes that get bought out and turned profitable, with a little Asian fusion thrown in where it doesn’t quite fit, In the Annex serves its fusion well-executed and beautifully presented with legitimately […]

Two Fives, Rosebery

Driving past Two Fives, the first thing I noticed was their cable-reel tables out front. About 10 years ago, when the industrial chic thing was really trending, I had a brief hands-on hobby rescuing these from demo sites and cleaning them up for exactly this purpose. It wasn’t particularly profitable, but at least I contributed to making a few cafes […]